Hogwater

IT’S REAL. IT’S HYDRATING. NOW IT’S GREEN.

You saw the commercial. You assumed Hogwater was fake. That was your first mistake. Hogwater is a real beverage Marz made in collaboration with InfoWars.com. It comes in a can. You can drink it. And against all reasonable expectations, it is actually hydrating.

Now available in GREEN. What makes it green? What makes water wet? Why are you asking so many questions? Crack one open. Replenish your precious bodily fluids. Stare directly into the middle distance. Become approximately 60% Hogwater.

And because reality continues to outperform satire, a portion of proceeds from Hogwater will be donated to the families of Sandy Hook victims.